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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

dpack wrote:


there are folk in this village who i would trust with my life ,limb or liberty


there's folks here i have trusted with my kids and dangerous stuff.

Barefoot Andrew
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 7:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

toggle wrote:
i read that as knitting your opponents




If an insult was knitted, what sort of needles would one need? Although this begs the obvious question... what needles are needed to knit an orgasm?
A.

toggle



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 7:59 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Barefoot Andrew wrote:
toggle wrote:
i read that as knitting your opponents




If an insult was knitted, what sort of needles would one need? Although this begs the obvious question... what needles are needed to knit an orgasm?
A.


idk.

but this might help you get an idea

http://www.theanticraft.com/archive/imbolc07/snatchel.htm

Barefoot Andrew
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

I have led a sheltered life
A.

toggle



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:02 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

in all honesty, there is worse knitted stuff out there. and some fairly cool stuff.

Behemoth



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:06 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Barefoot Andrew wrote:
Although this begs the obvious question... what needles are needed to knit an orgasm?
A.


One big one I'm told. Although I've heard that's been disputed.

Brownbear



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

Knitted filth.

Excellent.

dpack



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:26 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

toggle wrote:
Brownbear wrote:
alice wrote:
Brownbear wrote:
paul1963 wrote:
Brownbear wrote:
Behemoth wrote:

More impressive would be an impersonal insult that managed to offend everybody.


Offend everybody? Given the heterogeneity of our membership, that would indeed be an impressive demonstration of the vituperative arts.


Sort of a "triple word score" of abuse then really.........


With three Zs in it.


Using all your letters.


And then knifing your opponents.


i read that as knitting your opponents


now i understand everything and shall reach nirvana

dpack



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 04, 11 8:47 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote    

the meta quote is pretty

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