markjadams
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Alysbury x Pekin ducksHi,
I am selling a breeding flock of Alysbury x Pekin ducks they are good layers and the off spring are a large bird perfect for laying or meat.
I am selling them as trios for £12 if you want a larger quantity please let me know and I will give you a price.
I am in S.West Wales (Ammanford).
Mark.
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Northern_Lad
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Oh, God, don't let MARY JANE see this...
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judith
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Aaargh. Don't let me see it either.
How far is there to here?
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Northern_Lad
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Don't know, but MJ lives around there, and she works near Ruby, and Ruby often travels along that road down the hill from you...
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judith
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A sort of ducky underground railway.
Hmmmmmm.
Is there anyone going to Wonderwool from that direction?
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Northern_Lad
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No idea, but I you want a couple sponsoring...
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judith
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It might be your only hope of some duck from me - my muscovies have managed to hatch a grand total of 4 ducklings between them and the incubator 
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Northern_Lad
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Right, so 6 of these then?
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judith
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OH did mention something about building another duck house.....
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Northern_Lad
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You think I jest?
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judith
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No.
I know you are an enabler.
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Northern_Lad
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Mary-Jane
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| markjadams wrote: | Hi,
I am selling a breeding flock of Alysbury x Pekin ducks they are good layers and the off spring are a large bird perfect for laying or meat.
I am selling them as trios for £12 if you want a larger quantity please let me know and I will give you a price.
I am in S.West Wales (Ammanford). |
 But how to smuggle them in past Gervase... 
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Northern_Lad
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Tie two together - white; 4 legs, lets of noise: must be a sheep.
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markjadams
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If you are interested in a trio (or two) then just send me a pm and we can sort out delivery/collection details.
Mark.
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Northern_Lad
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See? See!? MJ and Judith: he wants you to have them - think how happy they'd be, flapping and quacking and waddling around your holdings; making the place look happy, and tasting great.
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judith
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Mark: I need to do some negotiations this evening. I will let you know one way or the other tomorrow.
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markjadams
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Judith,
No problem, good luck with the negotiations, I look forward to hearing from you tomorrow.
Mark.
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Mary-Jane
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| markjadams wrote: | If you are interested in a trio (or two) then just send me a pm and we can sort out delivery/collection details.
Mark. |
Gawd...he is going to kill me you know... 
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Mary-Jane
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| judith wrote: | | Mark: I need to do some negotiations this evening. I will let you know one way or the other tomorrow. |
Me too. But didn't get round to it last night...
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Northern_Lad
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| Mary-Jane wrote: | | judith wrote: | | Mark: I need to do some negotiations this evening. I will let you know one way or the other tomorrow. |
Me too. But didn't get round to it last night... |
Mind you, during the negotiations this morning he was heard to say "yes, yes, oh God, yes!".
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Mary-Jane
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| Northern_Lad wrote: | | Mind you, during the negotiations this morning he was heard to say "yes, yes, oh God, yes!". |
 I don't think so. He was heard to yell "Get this effing dog off me!" from under the duvet. Followed by a low mumbling "Oh good - tea."
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markjadams
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Mary-Jane,
You know you want to, Just think of what joy they will bring.
Mark.
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Mary-Jane
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| markjadams wrote: | Mary-Jane,
You know you want to, Just think of what joy they will bring.
Mark. |
You're right - I do...but I'm sure whether they'll bring 'joy' to our household at the moment.
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Mary-Jane
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Ummmm, well, I've got him to not refuse on principle...so I guess that's progress.
And I've blamed it entirely and collectively on the conspiracy between Mark, NL and Judith. 
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sean
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You can blame me too if it will help. Or Tahir, everyone blames him all the time so he's used to it.
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Mary-Jane
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| sean wrote: | | You can blame me too if it will help. Or Tahir, everyone blames him all the time so he's used to it. |
Okay. But defend me too please...or you'll be sleeping on the sitting room floor again when you come up, only with less cushions... 
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sean
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Tell him I'll bring the Yquem if you've got ducks.
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Mary-Jane
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| sean wrote: | | Tell him I'll bring the Yquem if you've got ducks. |
Excellent plan Sean...you are The Man.
"Dar-ling....Sean says..."
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