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halbergace

Are you searching for the clothing alpaca...?

Considering treating yourself or someone special to one of the finest, natural luxury fibres in the world? Something exclusive and beautifully made by skilled craftsmen? 100% natural? Eco friendly? Ethically produced? Exquisitely soft? Uniquely warm without too much weight and bulk? Exceptionally hardwearing? And something which will last and see you through from season to season? Well look no further than my stunning collection of luxury gifts and accessories handmade using finest Alpaca yarn. If youíre looking for unique birthday gifts or presents for special occasions, Iím sure youíll find something to suit!

My fashion range includes alpaca sweaters, cardigans, hats and gloves, and alpaca scarves for women and men.

The Tiny Feet collection features unique baby gifts ideal as christening presents including alpaca blankets, shawls and booties.

The Homeware collection includes alpaca bedsocks, fur slippers, cushion covers and bed throws.
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Penny Outskirts

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I was going to delete the spammer, but I think I'll leave it now!!
Chez

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Is this the right thread for Sean and my's advert for Complimentary Therapies?
Chickem

Re: Are you searching for the clothing alpaca...?

halbergace wrote:
Considering treating yourself or someone special to one of the finest, natural luxury fibres in the world? Something exclusive and beautifully made by skilled craftsmen? 100% natural? Eco friendly? Ethically produced? Exquisitely soft? Uniquely warm without too much weight and bulk? Exceptionally hardwearing? And something which will last and see you through from season to season? Well look no further than my stunning collection of luxury gifts and accessories handmade using finest Alpaca yarn. If youíre looking for unique birthday gifts or presents for special occasions, Iím sure youíll find something to suit!

My fashion range includes alpaca sweaters, cardigans, hats and gloves, and alpaca scarves for women and men.

The Tiny Feet collection features unique baby gifts ideal as christening presents including alpaca blankets, shawls and booties.

The Homeware collection includes alpaca bedsocks, fur slippers, cushion covers and bed throws.






Errrr.........not really no!

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Penny Outskirts

£39 for a pair of socks, however beautifully hand crafted, is just too much
Chez

Oh you are SUCH a miser, Penny. It's quality, innit! Smile
Brownbear

There's something disturbingly illiterate/Yoda-like about the title as well... '

Are you looking for the clothing alpaca?'

'No, I have the money insufficient.'
Chickem

Or are you looking for the clothing, Alpaca?
Didn't know they wore clothes Embarassed
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Mary-Jane

Chickem wrote:
Didn't know they wore clothes
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Do you think they cross-dress as well?
Penny Outskirts

Mary-Jane wrote:
Chickem wrote:
Didn't know they wore clothes
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Do you think they cross-dress as well?


Cross dressing Alpaccas Shocked
12Bore

Penny wrote:
Mary-Jane wrote:
Chickem wrote:
Didn't know they wore clothes
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Do you think they cross-dress as well?


Cross dressing Alpaccas Shocked

Sequins and gold llamay?
Chez

*passes 12bore's coat* Laughing Laughing Laughing
Chickem

Rolling Eyes
Splutter!!
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12Bore

Someone had to, and it's usually me.............................. Razz




ETA, not the cross dressing, we have enough of that with the brother in law Rolling Eyes
gil

This thread is hilarious. Thank you all !!! Laughing
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