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Brownbear

Big old cock this morning

Very pleasant way to start the day.


mochyn

I was driving up through woodland the other day and saw a fantastic white pheasant. There are plenty of the black ones around but I'd never seen an albino before.
sean

Ahh. I should go and deal with the brace that's hanging in our shed in a little bit.
Shane

I thought you were about to launch into an Ivor Biggun song for a minute there.

Altogether now:

Has anybody seen my cock?
My big Rhode Island Red?
He's mostly pink with a little bit of blue
And purple on his head.
He stands straight up in the morning
and he gives my wife a shock.
Has anybody seen, anybody seen
Anybody, anybody seen my cock?


I don't know if the poor man ever did find his chicken, or whether his wife made do with an alarm clock instead.
Gervase

I was driving up through woodland the other day and saw a fantastic white pheasant. There are plenty of the black ones around but I'd never seen an albino before.

We had one on our old shoot, and there was a 100 fine hanging over the head of anyone who shot it. It survived a couple of seasons, but I imagine Charlie munched it in the end.
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