That is a mental image I don't really need on a Friday afternoon......
I've gone apostrophetastic. My apologies.
Cathryn
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Less of the old!
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Hairyloon
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I read "bolster" and thought chisels... Boggled to wonder what you'd be wanting one that big for.
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Nick
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Old, as in, used, not aged, really.
For a six foot tube, couldn't you just stuff a pair of jeans, doing the splits? Sew up the leg bottoms and the waist, and there you go.
Handy pockets for bed time Things, too.
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mochyn
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I was wondering what Arvo had done wrong.
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Cathryn
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For a six foot tube, couldn't you just stuff a pair of jeans, doing the splits? Sew up the leg bottoms and the waist, and there you go.
Handy pockets for bed time Things, too. |
Yes a small variation on that would work bit it depends if Chez is thinking boudoir or utility.
mochyn
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And I confuse bolster and lobster.
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sueshells
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You wouldn't want to put your head on a lobster. Or maybe you would? Everyone is different.
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chez
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I can reassure that I have no desire to to put my head on a lobster. Or an old farmer's crotch. Or a lobster that's had it's head in an old farmer's crotch.
Cathryn, utility is where I am going. I have purchased a proper feather bolster to go on top/in front of it, so it's going to be hidden. The bed is six feet wide (in order to fit in all Arvo's in a line each morning, eating our porridge like the three bears) and it's got a gap between the mattress and the bottom bar of the headboard, where the pillows keep sliding down. I think a six inch diameter one will wedge nicely in the gap and stop me getting neck-ache when my pillow disappears.
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mochyn
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The one I feel really sorry for is the old farmer with a lobster in his crotch.
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Cathryn
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Okay, got the idea. Will be a few days hopefully not longer.
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chez
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You are fabulous, thank you.
Mochyn - Crotch Lobster?
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Cathryn
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You haven't seen it yet.
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dpack
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I read "bolster" and thought chisels... Boggled to wonder what you'd be wanting one that big for. |
i keep getting a mental picture of a barista lobster confused with a barrister lobster
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