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ConfessionWoman "Father I have come to confess; this morning I had just finished a hard game of tennis, and still in my tennis clothes I was leaning over the freezer to find something for dinner, when my husband came up behind me, pulled my panties down and had his way with me there and then."
Father, "Did you resent what your husband did"
Woman "No father, I actually enjoyed it; it was a beautiful moment, and that is why I have come to confess."
Father, "You have not committed a sin my child, you are married to each other, and the Catholic Church encourages nuptial activities"
Woman, "Oh father you mean to say I won't be excommunicated from the church?"
Father. "No my child."
Woman, "Then why am I banned from Tescos?"
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