| Archive for Downsizer For an ethical approach to consumption |
| Penny |
Derek has a girlfriend !Saw him this evening - she's much bigger than he is, so I hope he manages OK
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| Jamanda |
Does he still come and talk to you? Or are you too embarrassing now he's got a girl to impress? |
| gil |
How long before someone trots out the joke about 'how do porcupines... ?'
I expect Derek could always stand on a rock or summat. |
| Penny |
Perhaps I should put the Yellow pages outside, just in case.
He won't talk to me anymore  Honestly, kids, no gratitude 
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| Jamanda |
It explains how they do it here |
| Penny |
Carefully does it then! |
| Mary-Jane |
"Mating may only last a minute or two, and then the pair separate. The male plays no further part in bringing up the family, and if the hedgehogs ever meet again, it is probably only out of chance."
*Tsk* Typical...
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| Gervase |
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| Barefoot Andrew |
Meanwhile, men largely redundant. A. |