cab
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New foraging findSitting under a tree, on a bench, mumbling to myself about how stupid I was not to have packed my puncture repair kit and mulling over how long it would take to push the bike home, I heard a wet splutting noise. Turned around, saw a can of beer on the ground. Odd, I thought, its a cherry plum tree and they're not known for shedding beer cans.
Turned around again, continued picking over basket of St. Georges shrooms, and then thought hang on, where DID it come from? Looked left, looked right, looked around... Then looked up to see a drunk/ asleep bloke, a good eight or nine feet up in the tree, passed out asleep. At about eleven in the morning, on Saturday.
I'll bet he was most put out when he woke up and realised he'd dropped his beer.
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sean
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Ahh, being verrr, verrr drunk. A long time ago I set out to walk home from Dundee. 
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Fee
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Rob R
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Re: New foraging findAnd the moral of the story is, don't drop your beer when there are eagle-eyed foragers about... 
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steve01
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cab that was me thought i saw a beef steak up there
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cab
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| steve01 wrote: | | cab that was me thought i saw a beef steak up there |
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gnome
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he must have been so drunk he tripped and fell up instead of down. gravity makes allowances for drunkeness.
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Barefoot Andrew
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Did you whip out a handy stove and rustle him up a quick shroom omelette to help him recover?
A.
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cab
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| Barefoot Andrew wrote: | Did you whip out a handy stove and rustle him up a quick shroom omelette to help him recover?
A. |
Maybe next time I'll take a trangia stove, just in case 
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Azura Skye
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lol! he's going to have some bbaaaad cramp when he wakes up!
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Slim
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funny, I thought the expression was "fall-down drunk"
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vegplot
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Re: New foraging find | cab wrote: | | I'll bet he was most put out when he woke up and realised he'd dropped his beer. |
Did you drink it?
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cab
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Re: New foraging find | vegplot wrote: | | cab wrote: | | I'll bet he was most put out when he woke up and realised he'd dropped his beer. |
Did you drink it? |
Oddly enough, no.
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