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Lozzie

The Shortest Fairy Tale In The World

I love being a storyteller.

"Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said,"No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, had friends, drank martinis, always had a
clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The End."
tahir

Laughing

...hold on, my missus farts whenever she wants...
Behemoth

Shortest Blues Song - "I didn't wake up this morning"
Penny Outskirts

tahir wrote:
Laughing

...hold on, my missus farts whenever she wants...


So do I Very Happy IMHO it's a sign of a good realationship, that and using the toilet whilst your OH is in the room with you - or are we just very odd Confused

Shortest political song -

"I'll sing you a song of Spiro Agnew, and all the things he's done"

By John Denver of all people Shocked
Behemoth

Laughing Laughing Laughing (at Spiro Agenw, not your toilet habits)
Lozzie

The Shortest Concert In The World -

http://arts.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,1720544,00.html

Laughing
Fee

Penny wrote:
tahir wrote:
Laughing

...hold on, my missus farts whenever she wants...


So do I


And me, like a trooper!
Bernie66

Re: The Shortest Fairy Tale In The World

Lozzie wrote:
I love being a storyteller.

"Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"
The guy said,"No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went
shopping, dancing, had friends, drank martinis, always had a
clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she wanted.

The End."



SO apt and true...........
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