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Nicky cigreen

Joined: 25 Jun 2007
Posts: 9717
Location: Devon, uk

Posted: Wed May 09, 12 9:03 am Post subject: dear cat

I'm sure you like the attention you got from falling behind the furniture in my son's room and being stuck and Mr Cig having to unscrew various parts to save you, but I am made of tougher stuff and will leave you there each and every time you do it again. yes.

and turning up in the kitchen to tell me you were still stuck later was not a clever move, no.

I did still feed you to help you over your ordeal though, so I guess you win.

Melli-Jane

Joined: 09 Mar 2011
Posts: 272
Location: East Sussex

Posted: Wed May 09, 12 12:07 pm Post subject:

Dear Hugo,

I know you've had a bad life, but that was 10 years ago and you've been very loved since then, so really having a wee under the computer table and tripping the power wasn't very nice now was it? Oh, and I didn't appreciate the little gift on the wrong side of your litter tray you left me either - you've still got one good eye so should be able to see where you are aiming x

PS, please ask Bruce to finish all his takeaway, I'm sure he could have eaten the other foot as well so I didn't have to clear it up.

love Mum

Went

Joined: 19 Mar 2006
Posts: 6968

Posted: Wed May 09, 12 12:15 pm Post subject:
Dear Wentworth - how many times do you need to suffer an abscess from fighting, to learn to stay clear of the village tom? Click to see full size image That was 7 days ago - now almost back to normal and healing nicely....until the next time

Melli-Jane

Joined: 09 Mar 2011
Posts: 272
Location: East Sussex

Posted: Wed May 09, 12 12:41 pm Post subject:
ouch - poor lad x

madcat

Joined: 24 May 2008
Posts: 1265
Location: worcester

Posted: Wed May 09, 12 2:42 pm Post subject:
poor boy,I hope he learns to stay home out of harms way. Local Tom maybe trip to vet for snip and released after 2 stones lighter

Green Rosie

Joined: 13 May 2007
Posts: 10498
Location: Calvados, France

Posted: Thu May 10, 12 3:20 pm Post subject:
Dear Firkin You are an outdoor cat and as such, sitting on either my knee or the keyboard is making typing ra2t0er1* difficult and you should not be here. * This is what Firkin typed

vegplot

Joined: 19 Apr 2007
Posts: 21301
Location: Bethesda, Gwynedd

Posted: Thu May 10, 12 4:08 pm Post subject:
Dear one of four who sat on my laptop and managed not only reconfigure the system but also erased a rather nice flow diagram I was working on, Your food is in the tin, help yourself.

gil
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Joined: 08 Jun 2005
Posts: 18409

Posted: Thu May 10, 12 4:16 pm Post subject:
Dear Brush The sooner you pee in your 'special litter tray', the sooner I can take your urine sample to the vet, and we can work out what needs to be done about the blood you were peeing this morning. PS I know you weren't happy when the vet emptied your anal glands, but nor was I. Everything stinks of it now, including you and everywhere you go.

ang@ynys

Joined: 13 Feb 2011
Posts: 2
Location: Ynys-y-bwl wales

Posted: Thu May 10, 12 5:18 pm Post subject:
Dear Mizzme, Thank you so much for the half eaten mouse that you left me this morning, strategically placed were I would walk on it with no shoes on. NICE I take it that you’re not happy with being removed from my room and the baby’s cot which you think is your own space. Trust me this is the best thing once the small one arrives you will not want to be there. I will make it up to you

Mustang

Joined: 15 Jul 2005
Posts: 768
Location: Sunny Suffolk

Posted: Thu May 10, 12 8:05 pm Post subject:
Dear all 4 cats. I know being trained to use the human toilet rather than your cat litter tray is confusing and weird, but whilst most of you are doing great, one of you isn't aiming too well. The Toilet Seat Lid is not the place to pee. You've got to hit the hole instead. And please can one of you figure out the flush!

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35934
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Fri May 11, 12 2:39 pm Post subject:
Dear Betty Please do not hump Baby Annabel. Thank you.

Shan

Joined: 13 Jan 2009
Posts: 9075
Location: South Wales

Posted: Fri May 11, 12 3:50 pm Post subject:
Dear Poppy, I brought you in a sprig of cat mint, which you clearly enjoyed, so please don't bite the hand that feeds you.... even if your excuse is that it smelled of cat mint.

Went

Joined: 19 Mar 2006
Posts: 6968

Posted: Sat May 12, 12 9:40 am Post subject:
Dear Cats - AKA Wentworth and Gawber Does the morning dew on the roof of the car really taste better than the bowls of water and pond? Next time can you clean the sides and wheels as well....?

onemanband

Joined: 26 Dec 2010
Posts: 1473
Location: NCA90

Posted: Wed May 23, 12 10:40 am Post subject:
Dear 'I haven't given you a name yet' - you sometimes sit at my back door mewwing for food. Don't mind me - come in - have a good look round downstairs, have a scratch on my settee, check out the goldfish too. Hey, why don't you go upstairs whilst you're at it and have a look under the beds and in the cupboards.

Nell Merionwen

Joined: 02 Jun 2008
Posts: 16300
Location: Beautiful Derbyshire

Posted: Wed May 23, 12 10:43 am Post subject:
Dear Buffy, I am sorry I just sniggered when you sneezed and headbutted the cactus. But you will insist on sleeping over it.

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