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BUTCHERY COURSE

We are holding our second butchery course in March. We are just above Carlisle. This is a course with a difference. There will be no more than 5 people on it. We will have your own half pig that you get to take home at the end. The butcher will demonstrate tieing, rolling, cutting, jointing etc as well as sausage making, burger making, mincing, as he does it, you will be having a go on your pig. This is all hands on apart from a bit of theory where the butcher goes through safety aspects. Equipment will be provided and you can buy equipment at the end. Email bidgiemire@btconnect.com for further details.
snozzer

and it costs how much...
Brownbear

Cheaper if you take your own pig, natch.
snowball

How much is the course, and where does the pig come from?
Brownbear

Snowball wrote:
where does the pig come from?


OK, what happens is that a mummy pig and a daddy pig, who love each other very much...
mochyn

Brownbear wrote:
Snowball wrote:
where does the pig come from?


OK, what happens is that a mummy pig and a daddy pig, who love each other very much...


Or, in our case, a mummy pig and me with a long tube...
snowball

Smile Smile
I wondered who would be first to be helpful with a reply.
Penny Outskirts

mochyn wrote:
Brownbear wrote:
Snowball wrote:
where does the pig come from?


OK, what happens is that a mummy pig and a daddy pig, who love each other very much...


Or, in our case, a mummy pig and me with a long tube...


Not really romantic though is it Confused Do the tube and the pig live happily ever after?
mochyn

Penny wrote:
mochyn wrote:
Brownbear wrote:
Snowball wrote:
where does the pig come from?


OK, what happens is that a mummy pig and a daddy pig, who love each other very much...


Or, in our case, a mummy pig and me with a long tube...


Not really romantic though is it Confused Do the tube and the pig live happily ever after?


No: she'd only eat it.
Nick

Ah, the famous Welsh Black Widow pig.
mochyn

Nick wrote:
Ah, the famous Welsh Black Widow pig.


Orange.
tahir

Welsh Black Widow Orange???
mochyn

tahir wrote:
Welsh Black Widow Orange???


Gusset.
Northern_Lad

tahir wrote:
Welsh Black Widow Orange???


Tap it in the right place and it falls into nice, even joints.
tahir

Northern_Lad wrote:
Tap it in the right place and it falls into nice, even joints.


Clever fella that Terry
Penny Outskirts

It's not Terry's it's MINE evil5
mochyn

Penny wrote:
It's not Terry's it's MINE evil5


I THINK you'll find she's mine... Actually, she thinks she's the old chap's.

What on earth must The Sow be thinking of us all? Laughing
Penny Outskirts

mochyn wrote:
Penny wrote:
It's not Terry's it's MINE evil5


I THINK you'll find she's mine... Actually, she thinks she's the old chap's.

What on earth must The Sow be thinking of us all? Laughing


Embarassed Sorry The Sow, got a bit carried away there Embarassed
Nick

mochyn wrote:
Penny wrote:
It's not Terry's it's MINE evil5


I THINK you'll find she's mine... Actually, she thinks she's the old chap's.

What on earth must The Sow be thinking of us all? Laughing


US?

Don't bring US into this. It's you that shoves a turkey baster into her in lieu of a good hard bore.
The sow

Well I am totally confused by the posts. But hey I hope you all had fun. I have been away for a few days so only just logged on to all of this. The cost is £250 which includes all day instruction, taking all the pig home in sausages, joints etc and all the other bits. Lunch and refreshments and also all the paperwork. You will be provided with equipment as well so don't need to bring anything except a sense of humour. It will be a large black, not organic but raised to organic principles and of course free range and free from GM food.
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