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Nell Merionwen

Joined: 02 Jun 2008
Posts: 16300
Location: Beautiful Derbyshire

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:12 am Post subject:
more than then?

Barefoot Andrew
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Joined: 21 Mar 2007
Posts: 22780
Location: In the 17th century

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:30 am Post subject:
What is it with drakes and their libidos? A.

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35931
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:41 am Post subject:
Human males are the same. They just hide it better

MornieG

Joined: 17 Jan 2013
Posts: 933
Location: Bromham, Wiltshire

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:50 am Post subject:
Maybe you should rename him the Priest if he's after the drakes Mo.XX

Lorrainelovesplants

Joined: 13 Oct 2006
Posts: 6521
Location: Dordogne

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:55 am Post subject:
Nell, that is the FUNNIEST thing Ive seen all day!!!

Finsky

Joined: 10 Sep 2011
Posts: 847
Location: Notts.

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:59 am Post subject:

Nell Merionwen wrote:

than

then?

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35931
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 12:12 pm Post subject:
I had to go and have a little lie down, actually. fans self with gloves

Nell Merionwen

Joined: 02 Jun 2008
Posts: 16300
Location: Beautiful Derbyshire

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 12:15 pm Post subject:

Chez wrote:

I had to go and have a little lie down, actually. *fans self with gloves*

Heath Ledger or Mr Collins?

Bodger

Joined: 23 May 2006
Posts: 13517

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 12:27 pm Post subject:
You women are real frighteners, you really are! Last edited by Bodger on Fri Mar 08, 13 2:12 pm; edited 1 time in total

gardening-girl

Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 6024
Location: Somerset.

Posted: Fri Mar 08, 13 1:04 pm Post subject:

MornieG wrote:

Maybe you should rename him the Priest if he's after the drakes

Mo.XX

I said on facebook that I thought he was a catholic

Seriously though,he was the bottom of the order with our ducks,he wasn`t allowed in the duck house.
Obviously, all that sex has gone to his head.

foggy

Joined: 21 Feb 2012
Posts: 343
Location: Devon

Posted: Thu Mar 14, 13 9:40 am Post subject:
Having lost my drake, I have a duck who tries to shag the other duck. They are a sex crazed species!

chez

Joined: 13 Aug 2006
Posts: 35931
Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset

Posted: Sun Mar 17, 13 5:45 pm Post subject:
I've just had to knock him on the head; he and my KC have spent all week fighting and the KC has lost an eye. I feel really mean; but no option

mousjoos

Joined: 05 Jun 2006
Posts: 1985
Location: VERY Sunny SW France

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 13 8:58 am Post subject:
I acquired an aged Muscovy drake this weekend & after having built him a shelter, he took up residence in the other chicken house....my question is will his presence affect the other hens in terms of their laying (got another 6 hens on Saturday also)? or can they co-habit with no ill effects to either side?

gardening-girl

Joined: 25 Feb 2009
Posts: 6024
Location: Somerset.

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 13 9:40 am Post subject:
RIP the vicar!

12Bore

Joined: 15 Jun 2008
Posts: 9088
Location: Paddling in the Mersey

Posted: Mon Mar 18, 13 10:33 am Post subject:

gardening-girl wrote:

RIP the vicar!

When you take him out of the oven, and the juices drip in to the pan, will he be The Vicar of Dribbley?

Coat on, door open...

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