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Nell Merionwen



Joined: 02 Jun 2008
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Location: Beautiful Derbyshire
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:12 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

more



than



then?

Barefoot Andrew
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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:30 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

What is it with drakes and their libidos?
A.

chez



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Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:41 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Human males are the same. They just hide it better

MornieG



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:50 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Maybe you should rename him the Priest if he's after the drakes

Mo.XX

Lorrainelovesplants



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:55 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Nell, that is the FUNNIEST thing Ive seen all day!!!

Finsky



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 11:59 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Nell Merionwen wrote:
more



than



then?


chez



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Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 12:12 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

I had to go and have a little lie down, actually. *fans self with gloves*

Nell Merionwen



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 12:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Chez wrote:
I had to go and have a little lie down, actually. *fans self with gloves*


Heath Ledger or Mr Collins?

Bodger



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PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 12:27 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

You women are real frighteners, you really are!

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gardening-girl



Joined: 25 Feb 2009
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Location: Somerset.
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 13 1:04 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

MornieG wrote:
Maybe you should rename him the Priest if he's after the drakes

Mo.XX



I said on facebook that I thought he was a catholic




Seriously though,he was the bottom of the order with our ducks,he wasn`t allowed in the duck house.
Obviously, all that sex has gone to his head.

foggy



Joined: 21 Feb 2012
Posts: 343
Location: Devon
PostPosted: Thu Mar 14, 13 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

Having lost my drake, I have a duck who tries to shag the other duck.

They are a sex crazed species!

chez



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Location: The Hive of the Uberbee, Quantock Hills, Somerset
PostPosted: Sun Mar 17, 13 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

I've just had to knock him on the head; he and my KC have spent all week fighting and the KC has lost an eye. I feel really mean; but no option

mousjoos



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Location: VERY Sunny SW France
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 13 8:58 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

I acquired an aged Muscovy drake this weekend & after having built him a shelter, he took up residence in the other chicken house....my question is will his presence affect the other hens in terms of their laying (got another 6 hens on Saturday also)? or can they co-habit with no ill effects to either side?

gardening-girl



Joined: 25 Feb 2009
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Location: Somerset.
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 13 9:40 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

RIP the vicar!

12Bore



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Location: Paddling in the Mersey
PostPosted: Mon Mar 18, 13 10:33 am    Post subject: Reply with quote
    

gardening-girl wrote:
RIP the vicar!

When you take him out of the oven, and the juices drip in to the pan, will he be The Vicar of Dribbley?





Coat on, door open...

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