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bloke off the telly
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LynneA
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n
Joined: 07 Jun 2005 Posts: 211 Location: Lothian
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When you go to Business Gateway or Business Link, they tell you all about tax and business plans and ask "Where are you getting the finance from?"
But no-one ever says
Q "How big, exactly is a 20kg box of undyed yarn?
A "About the size of a washing machine."
Q "How many boxes will you need to have in stock?"
A " Eight, one each of four kinds of yarn, plus another four of fibre for spinning, plus three full of yarn ready to post or in transit between dyepot and website."
Q "Packing materials? Dyes?
A "Another washing machine, plus the top surface of two washing machines to pack on."
Q "Workspace?
A "Four metres of worktop. Preferably permanently set up and not in the kitchen, so that people can make a sandwich or a cup of tea, or dinner, even."
Q "Other equipment?"
A "Not much. Three sinks, so a shed is no use because the pipes will freeze, and they need proper plumbing. And an extra washing whirly thing because it will be in constant use."
Q "So that's twelve washing machines, five metres of worktop, plumbing, three sinks...."
A "....And a desk."
So much for working from home....
n
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sally_in_wales Downsizer Moderator
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Northern_Lad
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sally_in_wales Downsizer Moderator
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Jon
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dpack
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Green Rosie
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